Jokes with Joe

Joseph has a cute sense of humour. He told me these jokes some time ago. I'm surprised a kid his age understands them.

Joke #1

Q : Why do golfers wear 2 pants when they play golf?

A : In case they get a hole in one.

Joke #2

Q : Why did six run away from seven?

A : Because seven ate (eight) nine.

So two nights ago, I tested this old corny joke on him.

Three couples were having dinner together. The first husband said to his wife, "Please pass the sugar, Sugar." The second husband, not to be outdone on public display of affection said to his wife, "Please pass the honey, Honey."

The third husband turned to his wife and said, "Please pass the pork, Pig."

Joseph burst out laughing. I was very surprised. When I told the same thing to Nana, she gave me a blank look.

Then yesterday, Nana gave him a book of animal riddles and he's loving it.

Test yourself on this one...

Q : There were 10 cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

scroll down for the answer....

.... have you got your answer yet?

.... don't cheat! Think of your own answer first....

.... ready???

.... the answer is NONE! The other nine were copycats!

:-)