We were in the car, waiting for Joseph's dismissal from school when I noticed that she was pouting.
So we had a chat...
mummy : Why is your face so sad? Who bully you?
Joy : YOU!
mummy : ????
Joy : You! Bully! Me!
mummy : What?!?!! I didn't.
Joy : Yes! You did! I will take out all your teeth then you cannot eat your food.
mummy : HAH??? Who teach you that?
Joy : My mother.
mummy : (already very baffled, surprised, shocked and dumbfounded) what???
Joy : Errmm.... my grandmother.
I wasn't sure if I should laugh or scold her. Anyway, we left it at that.
This morning, she woke me up at 4am to rub lotion on her feet. I foresee plenty more of such arguements in the coming days.