Mama, I take your picture, you take my picture. Say cheese....chik chak!
Joe : Hello fireman....house on fire!
Me : Call fireman dial what number?
Joe : 999
Jesus in the morning
Jesus in the noontime
Jesus till the sun goes down."
Joe responds : And the moon come out!
Phrases learnt from watching Veggietales...
"I can't dance!"
"I learnt to dance!"
"I want my money back!"